Here are some of the funniest sugar daddy jokes that may brighten your day. We hope you enjoy these jokes!
40 Best Sugar Daddy Jokes
1. What’s the opposite of Sugar Daddy?
2. Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies?
3. What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with?
4. Sometimes life is so hard…
5. What is SPLENDA DADDY
6. I always wanted to be a sugar daddy….
7. I often found myself daydreaming about the same thing…
8. Sometimes you have to wait patiently and count days…
when your sugar daddy finally dies and leaves you everything
9. When all you wanted was a sugar daddy…
but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America
10. A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”.
11. What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy
12. My friend said he wanted to be a sugar daddy in the future.
13. It’s all fun and games
until your daddy wants some sugar
14. What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair?
15. Waiting for your sugar daddy to bring your weekly allowance
16. Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music.
17. What do you blow to make your wishes come true?
18. If you need a summer job
19. What do you call a sugar daddy with HIV?
20. Unfortunately, I could never be a sugar daddy
21. My daughter asked me what a sugar daddy was.
22. I need a sugar daddy
that doesn’t want no sugar
23. A sugar daddy is in bed with a beautiful woman and she’s whispering…
“Hi Cumming, I’m dad”
24. What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight?
25. I’m tired of going to work every day, having a job, and paying bills
I now accept applications for a sugar daddy
26. The most important thing you need to know to become a successful sugar daddy is
27. I brought cake and candy to my son’s birthday celebration.
28. I think instead of finding a new job
29. My worst fear
30. When you want a sugar daddy
31. I’m currently looking for applications for sugar daddies
they must want nothin gin return
32. Life sucks…
when you’re too tired to go to work, too broke to quit and too old to get a sugar daddy
33. Make a choice
Sugar daddy: I’m going to spoil you
Salt daddy: I’m going to preserve you
34. Best day ever
when you get your one free phone call and you call your sugar daddy
35. Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy
You waste a lot of money to keep them happy and the only thing you get in return is that they look cute and give you attention sometimes
36. Christmas wish:
Need someone loyal, committed, who always loves me…nevermind, I already have a dog. What I need is a sugar daddy.
37. Get your mom what she always dreamed of for her birthday
a divorce and a sugar daddy
38. I’d rather get a sugar daddy
then a cute good morning text
39. This week I didn’t win a lottery or hit it big at the casino
and I didn’t find a sugar daddy, I guess I have to go back to work
40. I need a sugar daddy
I’m running out of money