250 Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

knock knock jokes for kids

Making kids laugh isn’t a very hard thing to do because they always seem to be in a very good mood. Well, they can be fussy too but most of the time, they love to laugh even at the silliest things in their own little world. But nothing beats the good ol’ knock, knock jokes. They’re not just full of humor, they can be educational too! 

Knock, knock jokes can be a great way to entertain kids during birthday parties or other events. If you need extra help in finding the funniest knock, knock jokes to share with your kids, then you should check out this long list of jokes we prepared for you. You can have them printed or write them on your notes so you never run out of jokes to say! Have fun!

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

1. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split.

 

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

 

3. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beef
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in.

 

4. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you.

 

5. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, we’re freezing.

 

6. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

 

7. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

 

8. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut Who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret.

 

9. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me

 

10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

 

11. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.

 

12. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store

 

13. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.

 

14. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in.

 

15. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

 

16. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H.

 

17. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch.

 

18. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here.

 

19. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you.

 

20. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy afraid I’ve forgotten.

 

21. Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil.

 

22. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?

 

23. Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken

 

24. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes.

 

25. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in.

 

26. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up.

 

27. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend.

 

28. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?

 

29. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Is the bell working, I had to knock.

 

30. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.

 

31. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?

 

32. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you.

 

33. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see

 

34. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

 

35. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business who’s there.

 

36. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked.

 

37. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Otto
Otto who?
Otto know what’s taking you so long.

 

38. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sherlock
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.

 

39. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tyrone
Tyrone who?
Tyrone Shoelaces.

 

40. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.

 

41. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?

 

42. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Witch
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

 

43. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come.

 

44. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep, beep.

 

45. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amarillo
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy.

 

46. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

 

47. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howl
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don’t open the door?

 

48. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Owls say
Owls say who?
Yes, they do

 

49. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
No one
No one who?
*Remains silent*

 

50. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interruptin- Mooooo.

 

51. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Says
Says who?
Says me, that’s who.

 

52. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O

 

53. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Loaf
Loaf who?
I don’t just like bread
I loaf it

 

54. Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Boo
Boo who?

 

55. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

 

56. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex-plain later

57. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Watson
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight?

 

58. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cook
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?

 

59. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place.

 

60. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Althea
Althea who?
Althea later alligator.

 

61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you.

 

62. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
CD
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?

 

63. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iowa
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car.

 

64. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abbot
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is.

 

65. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Viper
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running.

 

66. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cow Says
Cow Says who?
No silly, cow says ‘moo’ not who.

 

67. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

 

68. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
B-4
B-4 who?
B-4 you go to school, do your homework.

 

69. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?

 

70. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to school.

 

71. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
I love
I love who?
You forgot who you love?

 

72. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al give you a kiss because I love you.

 

73. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you.

 

74. Will you remember me in a year?
Yes
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
See, you already forgot me.

 

75. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you.

 

76. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Bertha
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings.

 

77. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who
Avery merry Christmas.

 

78. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful.

 

79. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again.

 

80. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Rabbit
Rabbit who?
Rabbit carefully, it’s a present.

 

81. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year.

 

82. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Guitar
Guitar who?
Guitar coats, it’s cold outside.

 

83. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again.

 

84. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Impatient cow
Impatient cow..
Mooo.

 

85. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich.

 

86. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A Mosquito bit me.

 

87. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.

 

88. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A herd
A herd who?
I herd you were home, so I came over.

 

89. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice Cream Soda
Ice Cream Soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will hear.

 

90. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing?

 

91. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Arfur
Arfur who?
Arfur got.



92. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business.



93. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo.

 

94. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

 

95. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iona
Iona who?
Iona new car.



96. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside.

 

97. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lion
Lion, who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up.



98. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo, who?
I didn’t mean to make you cry. It’s just me.

 

99. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Bless
Bless, who?
I didn’t sneeze.

 

100. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Déjà
Déjà who?
Knock, knock

 

101. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo.

 

102. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.

 

103. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

 

104. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

 

105. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Double
Double who?
W.

 

106. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nose
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock knock jokes.

 

107. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.

 

108. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.

 

109. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning.

 

110. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Two knee
Two knee who?
Two knee fish.

 

111. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A pile up
A pile up who?
Ewwww.

 

112. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Closure
Closure who?
Closure mouth while you’re chewing.

 

113. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?

 

114. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Venice
Venice who?
Venice your mother coming home?

 

115. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size.

 

116. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

 

117. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Euripides
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?

 

118. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up.

 

119. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima gonna tickle you.



120. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

 

121. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again.

 

122. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Icon
Icon who?
Icon tell more knock-knock jokes than you can.

 

123. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Allison
Allison who?
Allison Wonderland is a fun story.

 

124. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beehive
Beehive who?
Beehive yourself or you’ll get into trouble.

 

125. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Witches
Witches who?
Witches the way home?

 

126. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
To
To Who?
No, it is to whom.

 

127. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little help in the kitchen.

 

128. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
I’m excited to see you too.

 

129. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

 

130. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place for us to eat?

 

131. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold over here.

 

132. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody wants to let me in?

 

133. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry
Merry who?
Merry Christmas.

 

134. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked this door before?

 

135. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva
Iva who?
Iva sorehand from knocking.

 

136. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate
Interrup…
ARRRRRRRRR

 

137. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
Awe, I miss you too.

 

138. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one.

 

139. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You’ve seen that TV show?

 

140. Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me.

 

141. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business.

 

142. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell.

 

143. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

 

144. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ho-ho
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

 

145. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hanna
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree.

 

146. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year.

 

147. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas.

 

148. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa reminded you I’d be here, and you still make me wait in the cold.

 

149. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again.

 

150. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yule log
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?

 

151. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sherlock
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.

 

152. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in.

 

153. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you. Hand over your cash.

 

154. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business who’s there.

 

155. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Heidi
Heidi who?
Heidi ‘cided to come over to play.

 

156. Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you just open the door already?

 

157. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Weevil
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you.

 

158. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Clara
Clara who?
Clara space on the table.



159. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pooh
Pooh who?
Don’t you know Winnie the Pooh?



160. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justice
Justice who?
Justice once, let me in please.


161. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Doorbell
Doorbell who?
Doorbell delivery.


162. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.

 

163. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me.


164. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Time
Time who?
Time for dinner, it’s getting late.


165. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You
You who?
Isn’t that a drink?


166. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Makeup
Makeup who?
People are trying to make up their minds.


167. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You know
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler. Don’t you think?

 

168. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Knock
Knock who?
Knock you out.


169. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.


170. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben and Jimmy
Ben and Jimmy who?
Ben down and Jimmy a kiss.


171. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You
You who?
Did you say Yahoo.com?

 

172. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
AAAHHH. A talking owl.


173. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sorry
Sorry who?
Sorry wrong door.

 

174. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
G.I.
G.I. who?
G.I. don’t know?


175. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Euorupe
Euorupe who?
Euorupe early today.

 

176. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cobra
Cobra who?
Go brush your teeth.


177. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Aunt
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies.

 

178. Knock, knock
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza really great guy.


179. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting, squawking parrot.
Interrupting, squawking parr-
SQUAAAAAAAAAWK.

 

180. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pea
Pea Who?
Pea who, what stinks so bad.


181. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Peas
Peas Who?
Peas tell me more knock-knock jokes.


182. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wok
Wok Who?
I wok all the way here and you won’t open the door.


183. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Quiche
Quiche Who?
How about a hug and quiche.


184. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe Who?
You cantaloupe anyone, you’re too young to get married.

 

185. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya come out and play? I’m thirsty.


186. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you would open up the door.



187. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Norway
Norway who?
Norway I am leaving so open up.



188. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tokyo
Tokyo who?
What Tokyo so long to open the door.

 

189. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Eddy
Eddy Who?
Eddy body home?

 

190. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Manny
Manny who?
How Manny knock knock jokes do you want to here?



191. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
Shelby comin’ around the mountain when she comes.

 

192. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cher
Cher who?
I Cher my secret if you open up the door.

 

193. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wallace
Wallace Who?
Wallace discuss why you don’t have a doorbell. It’s the 21st century.

 

194. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hans
Hans who?
Hans up you’re under arrest.

 

195. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood Who?
Sherwood like you to open the door.

 

196. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Stan
Stan who?
Stan back. I’m coming in.

 

197. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Bruce
Bruce Who?
Ill Bruce my knuckles if I keep knocking.

 

198. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Luca
Luca who?
Take a Luca through the peephole and you’ll know who it is.

 

199. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Goliath
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look exhausted.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gladiator
Gladiator who?
Gladiator (Glad-he-ate-her) and not me

 

200. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Jewel
Jewel who?
Jewel have to let me in soon.



201. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pasture
Pasture who?
It’s Pasture bedtime mister.

 

202. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Funnel
Funnel who?
The funnel starts as soon as I come in.



203. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Acid
Acid who?
Acid I would stop by.



204. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police Who?
Police stop telling all these knock-knock jokes.

 

205. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Summer
Summer Who?
Summer of these jokes are funny and some are not.

 

206. Knock knock
Who’s there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
That’s revolting

 

207. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention.

 

208. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Razor
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up.

 

209. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. Do you love me too?

 

210. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?

 

211. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran all the way here. Let me in already.

 

212. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Some
Some who?
Some day you’ll recognize me, hopefully.

 

213. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get through to you.

 

214. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Issac
Issac who?
Issac of knock, knock jokes already.

 

215. Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Annie
Annie Who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

 

216. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Anudder.
Anudder who?
Anudder mosquito

 

217. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Eamon.
Eamon who?
Eamon in a good mood today, come in.



218. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow

 

219. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Aaron
Aaron who?
Why Aaron you opening the door?



220. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

 

221. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Free pizza
Free pizza who?
There’s a free pizza at your door, why haven’t opened the door yet?

 

222. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Waddle
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you don’t open the door?

 

223. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

 

224. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Postman
Postman who?
The man with your post.



225. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut butter and jelly.

 

226. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Park
Park who?
Park your bike.

 

227. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tree
Tree who?
Have a tree-rific day.

 

228. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nose
Nose who?
I nose you best.



229. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wool
Wool who?
Wool you let me in?

 

230. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets if you can’t find your keys.



231. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Urchin
Urchin who?
Urchin is rather pointy.

 

232. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Zeke
Zeke who?
Zeke and you shall find.



233. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do love you.

 

234. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Foster
Foster who?
Foster than a speeding bullet.



235. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yacht
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by now.

 

236. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Madame
Madame who?
Madame foot’s caught in the door.



237. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nuisance
Nuisance who?
Nuisance yesterday.



238. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwight
Dwight who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way.

 

239. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honda
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.



240. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum.

 

241. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Canya
Canya who?
Canya please get me a cookie?



242. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Wait, why am I at the door? I’m supposed to come down the chimney.

 

243. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door.

 

244. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis is five plus five.

 

245. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Jamaican
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy.



246. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Aliens
Aliens who?
Just how many aliens do you know?

 

247. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Duck
Duck who?
Just duck down, they’re throwing bread at us.

 

248. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Bea
Bea who?
Bea-ware, tonight is Halloween.


249. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes.

 

250. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sultan
Sultan who?
Salt n pepper.

 

251. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan. You lose.



252. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go roar.

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