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Texas Fathers Win Again! Social workers and psychologists "incest cases" group gets foiled in court.

Therapist Loses License and One Million Dollars Another misandrist therapist gets caught selling sex fantasies to children. From the False Memory Syndrome Foundation News Letter

Supervised Parent/Child Contact An ideologue exposes her ugly compulsion to deny children's access to their father.

Study Finds Teen Pregnancy and Crime Levels are Higher Among Kids from Fatherless Homes Children reared in fatherless homes are more than twice as likely to become male adolescent delinquents or teen mothers, according to a significant new study by two economists at the University of California, Santa Barbara.

85% of Youths in Prison Grew Up in Fatherless Home Source: Texas Department of Corrections.

I Want to See My Dad! Staff of supervised visitation center demoralized by crowd of angry demonstrators.

America's Toughest Family Court Judge Speaks Out Judge says "The current biased system is run by reality-impaired ideologues."

How to Fight Sex Abuse Allegations and Win False Allegations Of Child Sexual Abuse: What You Should Know.

Child Support System Declared Unconstitutional Minnesota Supreme Court upholds ruling.


Of Statistics, Single Mothers and the Politics of Language Studies show that, overwhelmingly, children being raised in homes with both a mother and a father enjoy a lot of benefits that children from single parent homes do not.

Children in Single-Mom Households at Risk The fact that children raised by single mothers are at increased risk is found over and over again.

The Case for Father Custody Daniel Amneus makes the case for fathers getting custody of their children. "It is fatherhood which makes childhood possible."

New Single Father Suggestions Practical childcare tips for the man who has to go it alone.

Off the Boat When? Is 'child-support' just a euphemism for alimony?


A Plague of Grief Therapy

Dweebesses, Geekettes, and Earnest Men in Panty Hose

by Fred Reed



I reckon we ought to find an abandoned oil well in some forsaken part of Oklahoma, way out where tumble weeds bounce around all lonely and nobody ever goes. Then we'll canvass the country, and find all the grief therapists, and stuff them into the well. Then we'll pour a concrete plug on top of'em, and a thick layer of potassium cyanide.

Then we'll eat ribs and drink beer.

Ha.

I can't figure it. Used to be, if an earthquake happened and Granny got squashed, and your town was pretty much flat, you felt bad about it. You probably felt real bad. But feeling bad wasn't practical, so you held yourself together, dug through the rubble for the living, and buried the dead. Next you sought solace in God, philosophy, or a bottle, depending on taste. Then you built another town.

I don't guess it was fun. I don't guess it was easy. On the other hand, nobody thought life was a rose garden. It wasn't in the contract. So you said a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, and did it. (And yeah, so did women. But the Duke didn't mention women.)

That was then. Nowadays when a tornado hits a trailer park (tornadoes all do: they just seem to like trailer parks) the first thing that arrives is a passle of grief therapists. They're the new ambulance chasers. They come like blowflies to help you process your issues.

Ain't it hell? Your new double-wide is all in flinders across the highway. The last you saw of your wife and dog, they were going up the funnel. Now some patronizing little wart in librarian glasses is telling you it's ok to feel your grief.

I'd kill'em.

I mean, when something lousy has happened, and you've got to scrape up the wreckage and get on with life as best you can--how much do you need a solemn dweeb with a degree in psychology? A wheelbarrow, yes. Maybe a backhoe and some paramedics. A ham sandwich and hot coffee help in most emergencies. But--a psychology major?

I tell you, it's the Oprafication of America. Know all those talk shows with ugly fat women waggling their feelings at you--Oprah, Ricci Lake, Jerry Springer--and generally humiliating themselves? They want the whole country to do it. And they're making it stick. We're ruled by gelatinous talk-show hosts. We're turning into them.

What I want to know is where grief therapists come from. They seem to pop up at disasters faster than toadstools in damp weather, almost before the medical folk show up. Do they somehow come with tornadoes, in a package deal? The victims go up the spout, and the grief therapists come down it? Are there central warehouses full of therapists, stacked like cordwood, or maybe stored in Cosmoline, waiting for The Call?

Hey, this is pretty scary. The country may be riddled with grief therapists. Like grubs in a rotting tree.

And who pays for them? Did anyone ask whether you needed any grief therapists, and tell you how much these earnest tadpoles would cost per each? I'll bet you there's a federal grant in the woodwork somewhere. Uncle Sucker will pay for anything.

What worries me is, it may be a conspiracy by space aliens. Right now, if a bunch of space aliens landed and tried to take over the world, guys would run out and smack'em with ball bats. The space aliens wouldn't like it. But if they can get us to whinny and whimper instead, and get into grief circles, and share, and validate each other's feelings, then they can turn us into pod people or larvae or something in about ten minutes.

If you didn't know space aliens were behind it, you'd figure we were in the middle of some weird celebration of gooberish weakness. Time was, it was thought adult and responsible and manly to take care of yourself. If your house fell down, you put it back up. If a drooling drug-crazed pervert rapist with a butcher knife came through your window at night, you shot him and got the rug cleaned. Sobbing and glubbing and complaining were looked down on.

It seemed to work.

Today, if a guy doesn't fall apart in the most embarrassing manner you can imagine, under the mildest stress, some grief-counseling geekess will tell him that men need to get in touch with their feelings. (Men devoutly wish women would get out of touch with theirs.)

We have a different flavor of therapist for every contingency. See, it's multi-faceted, specialized, categorized patheticness. (That was almost a word.) Look in the self-help section of any bookstore, and you'll find titles like, "The Agony of Limp Hair: A Guide to Recovery." So help me, I've seen "pet-loss grief therapy" on the lobotomy box. Your cat croaks, so a dweebette appears, solicitous and consoling enough to gag a maggot, to help you work through your grief.

Over a cat.

Now, you'd think an adult could survive cat loss without a support group. Sure, Tabby was an agreeable animal and purred when cosseted. Cats aren't evil. They're just useless. And now Tabby is gone forever--in heaven, ignoring God. There's a sense of loss, I guess, like when you misplace your keys.

But--a grief therapist? To tell you not to spend too much time alone at first, especially at night, and don't dwell on things that were dear to Tabby, like her ball of string, and her catnip mouse, and her half-eaten roaches? And remember when you get a new kitten, don't think of it as a replacement for Tabby who is irreplaceable in your heart, but rather et cetera ad nauseam and beyond.

They talk like this, so help me.

Stuff'em down a well, I say. Shove Oprah on top, like a cork. And then go for barbecued ribs.

And lots of beer. We'll need it.



Fred Reed's Column Page

Copyright 1999, Fred Reed www.FredOnEverything.com



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The Secret Alimony Hidden in Child Support Scientific proof exists that many child support awards are too high. By Roger F. Gay.

Fathers' Rights Are Fathers' Duties Why political action is the best thing you can do for yourself, your case -- and above all your children. By Stephen Baskerville.

Domestic Armageddon Who profits from the maternal child-snatching epidemic? Two book reviews by Stephen Baskerville.

Just Let Me Be a Dad A review of Michelle D. Lovato's book of practical advice for divorcing fathers.

Men Are Beasts Whereas false accusations by women are in fact rare, occurring no more often than do other false reports of crimes, such as bank robbery -- Joint Congressional Resolution 182.

Class Dismissed Has America created a new class of citizens who are excluded from constitutional provisions regarding due process and debtors prison?

Father from Afar Fathers from afar must learn how to hear what is not said, feel what is not seen, and say what should be said.

Let No Man Put Asunder Is our traditional faith in justice being eroded by courts that operate as a child kidnapping and extortion racket?

Angels and Divorce Dean Hughson tells how a couple of angels helped save him in those critical hours following his divorce.

Gender Bias in Family Court A paralegal gives her insider's view of women who make use of the child kidnapping and extortion racketeers in our justice system.

In the Best Interest of the Child Today's fathers are more likely to seek custody. Many of them will need to prepare for a child custody evaluation.

Mother Accuses Father of Child Abuse What to do? Win! Advice from The Fathering Advisor with links to resources.

What Fathers Do Jack Kammer's story shows us how fathers affect the lives of teenage boys.

Deserted Her mother said "Your father left you because he doesn't love you." Now she has learned the truth--her loving father was forced out of her life.

Matriarchy Marked by Tribalism and Violence Feminism reigns when men don't claim their children.

Deceptions of a Gender Equal Society All present and past human societies are patriarchal, in spite of the many feminist lies and half-truths invented to obscure this.